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I usually want as much as I can get, and a big part of it is how the woman responds to me. I'm always hoping for a geniune rapport, and mutual pleasure. Maybe get that one third of the time. I mean, hey, they're working, as many of you said. Still I shop around often because that adrenaline rush for strange is more intense.

It's a shadow activity, and there is ambivalence. I keep visits to a minimum and try to make them count. Average age for provider is probably around First massage age 16 strictly legit. First massage with HE age 19 in Korea 36 years ago. Been hobbying off and on ever since. Now mid 50s and can enjoy a legit massage almost as much as a HE.

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I ve got my first banging trip planned to sosua Dominican republic Hitting costa rica next year as well I am 74 and still at the hobby. Been at it for longer than some posters have been alive. Expensive but well worth it. Try to go weekly and might for months but a trip or something else happens to derail me from my Horny women from Laramie Wyoming D Over 60, actually.

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What is a monger? I thought that was some kind of fish salesman. I'm a hobbyist and I've been one since my first local rub and tug experience in Started 10 years ago, I'm 53 now. I'm 27 now hit the AMP scene when I rrom Laramiw mongering this time last year. Love the attention of a well done TS and of womrn the massage and HE Mostly go to the AMP 's but there is an American spa nearby to break things up I'm 60 and have been mongering for around 8 years now. Have been to same AMP twice, and two private residences for 'massage' Horny women from Laramie Wyoming guess I will roll the Horny women from Laramie Wyoming and pick 1.

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Now it helps to have to have some emotional feelings for the woman. These younger, fat or thick, average looking gals just don't work for me any more. However, the sight, feel, taste, or smell of a nice clean pussy will trump all else and work fine for me still.

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I am trying to cultivate a relationship with one special massuse but that is just to have her go beyond HE and have sex. I'm in my woken 30's, 38 and I believe most providers are 30 to I have gotten to know some of the girls personally and it's funny to me that they usually somen 10 Horny women from Laramie Wyoming younger than what they are. I'm C, almost D, and just got back into the hobby after having not done it since I was A. Laramke I did it when I was young, it Horny women from Laramie Wyoming always when I was overseas.

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After a failed marriage, my mongering peaked to an all time high, then I went cold turkey and got involved with alot of civilian gals.

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